Hi, my name is Richie and...
Posted by Chris Dillon on 4/9/2013 11:27:00 AM.


Last week, BON JOVI guitarist RICHIE SAMBORA left the band's tour to deal with mysterious "personal issues."

 Naturally, there was speculation that he'd fallen off the wagon, but Richie said he was "well," and just had to deal with "a personal matter.

 

Well, the "New York Post" claims he IS drinking like crazy again
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This Week's
Posted by Chris Dillon on 4/2/2013 6:46:00 AM.

Jokes Dyslexic

 Time for my newest Blog installment "Jokes Dyslexic". Where I give you The Answer, BEFORE The Question... It's basically a rip off of Johnny Carson but without the funny hat.

Enjoy.
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Top Ten Double Albums of All-Time.
Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/26/2013 7:12:00 AM.



UltimateClassicRock.com
has put together a list of the Top 10 Double Albums of All Time . . . and they awarded the #1 spot to the ROLLING STONES album, "Exile on Main St." 

Here's the list:

 
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Today in Rock

Check Out the 16 Worst Beatles Covers of All Time.
Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/25/2013 7:16:00 AM.

Well, a lot of bands have tried covering BEATLES songs over the years, with mixed results. 
But Buzzfeed.com put together a list of the all-time WORST Beatles covers.

--Sean Connery's spoken word version of "In My Life" from 1998 tops the list, which also includes Bill Cosby's version of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", and a cool William Shatner doing a hideous version of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".


Enjoy.....sorta.

~Dillon in the Morning


What the (bleep).....A rap version of Pink Floyd's
Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/20/2013 9:33:00 AM.

Imagine it's 1987 again . . . and you're grooving to the new PINK FLOYD single "Learning to Fly".

But instead of DAVID GILMOUR'S guitar solo . . . a beat drops, and David busts out a RAP about flying or something.

--Sounds like a HORRIBLE idea right? Well, it almost happened.

--BOB EZRIN co-wrote the song and co-produced the "A Momentary Lapse of Reason" album with David. He was ALL ABOUT the hip-hop craze that was going on in the mid-'80s, and suggested that they incorporate a rap break into the song.
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Top Reasons You Don't Care About March Madness.
Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/19/2013 10:03:00 AM.

So, got your March Madness brackets filled out?

If you have no idea what that means you'll identify with the "Top Reasons You Don't Care About March Madness".
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Oldest prank in the book nabs KTLA weatherman....
Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/18/2013 6:59:00 AM.

A Weatherman Wished a Happy Birthday to "Hugh Janus" . . . Then Couldn't Stop Laughing When He Realized It Was a Prank

If you haven't seen it yet, a weatherman in L.A. named Henry DiCarlo fell for the oldest prank in the book last week.  He was reading birthday messages submitted by viewers on Wednesday.

--And one of them was for a 10-year-old kid with the first name "Hugh" and the last name "Janus".  At first, DiCarlo didn't realize it was a prank.  But once he did, he couldn't stop laughing.
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Top Things We Know About Pope Francis.
Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/14/2013 8:36:00 AM.



Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio
of Argentina was elected yesterday as Pope.  

See what we discovered about our new Holy Father with the Top Things We Know About Pope Francis.



--His last name rhymes with "gigolo."  And if you laughed at that, congratulations, you're going to HELL!


--He's lived a clean, chaste life.  But since he's South American, odds are he has a cousin who sold you weed.

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Guns N' Roses Fan Is Planning to Sue After Axl Rose's Microphone Struck Him in the Face.
Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/14/2013 6:58:00 AM.



A GUNS N' ROSES fan was hit in the face by AXL ROSE'S cordless microphone during a show in Australia over the weekend . . . and it busted up his mouth.  His two front teeth were damaged, he suffered a cut lip, and his mouth was bleeding.
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A NEW Email: My Wife Keeps All Her Old Cell Phones . . . Because They Have Texts from Her Old Boyfriends:


Posted by Chris Dillon on 3/5/2013 2:57:00 PM.


Q: My wife is a very sentimental, emotional person.  She likes to hold on to anything that has some kind of emotional significance. She even has a stack of three old cell phones that she doesn't use anymore. 
I told her she needs to erase them, then donate them, because she'll never use them again. But she wants to hold on to them . . . because they all have text messages from her old boyfriends.
 
Nothing scandalous . . . so she says . . . but should my wife hold on to stuff from old boyfriends when she's married to me?  Is it ridiculous that she's holding on to her cell phones because of emotional texts?

 --Gus, 38

A: Damn Gus, this is bizarre. Look, we’re the same age and being that we’re both guys I’m going to be straight with you.
 
THERE’S A PROBLEM! I need you to listen to me. There is a very good chance that your wife holding on to her old cell phones has nothing to do with schmaltzy texts and EVERYTHING to do with filthy, lowdown, straight on hot jungle love. I mean the kind that’ll make your jaw drop to the ground like the horny wolf on Looney Tunes when he spots the pin-up model.
 
You need to get your little hands on those phones and comb over em like a silver back gorilla combs her young. Yes, you may feel guilty when you find yourself reading texts that sound like they’re straight out of the "Notebook", but at least you’ll have piece of mind knowing your wife didn’t roll play going "Boogie Nights" with every member of Il Divo.
 
So get reading and report back! 



~Chris
 
send your questions to: chris@wnlc.com
 

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